Funny Pinoy Jokes (some from text messages)

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Husband: Lagi mo pala dinadala ang picture ko sa bag mo pag
pumapasok ka sa office. Baket?

Wife: Pag may problema ko,…

Funny: Erap Trying to Conquer A Country

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Erap w/ 50 jet planes trying to conquer a country…

Erap: ilan ang jet ng amerika?

Man:50 po, lakas non!

Erap:e ang china?

Man:100…

Funny: Filipino, Tagalog, Celebrity & Text Jokes of the Day!

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot Ilocana (no offense meant to all
Ilocanos, i’m one). When her husband died, she inquired…

Funny: Tawa lang ng Tawa para Masaya!

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

IBANG POSISYON:
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: Thats a good idea dear!… doon ka sa may plantsahan at…

Funny: TAWA MUNA PARA MARELAX!!!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

>
> Bobo: pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A
>
> Pare: approachable?
>
> Bobo: mali
>
> Pare: amiable
>
> Bobo: mali
> pa…

Anger Management - The American Way

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take…

A Different Kind of Therapy using Fish

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

At first I thought they were just a bunch of leeches sucking blood out a person. Perhaps a person with…

A List Of The Recent Most Expensive Bottled Waters (even water is now expensive)

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

Some consider it that water will be the next wine perhaps. You’ll be amazed that there are some bottled water…

Collection of Pinoy Jokes (part 1)

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Oh eto pa… Basa lng ng basa… ENjoy!!!

Nanay: Anak, tawagan mong Tatay mo. Sabihin mo, umuwi na siya.

Anak: Nay, babae…

High Blood Pressure: Tips to Stop the Silent Killer

Monday, December 4th, 2006

University of Maryland cardiologist and hypertension expert Elijah Saunders, M.D., offers advice on controlling your blood pressure and protecting your…

Flatulence, Lightheadedness and Blurry Eyes

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006

Last night, I didn’t quite expect it, but suddenly my vision became blurred. First it was just bright lights, then…