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Corny Jokes

By The Mouse Potato | March 3, 2010

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I found these jokes around the interwebs, and thought about sharing it.

Anong kotse ang gamit ng mga magician?
Ano?
E di, *chedeng!*

Anong hayop ang hindi tinatablan ng bala?
Ano?
E di, *pating!*

Anong hayop naman ang sumasabog?
Ano?
E di, *pagong!*

What do you call a female shrimp?
“shepon”

Ano ang kaibahan ng conclusion sa opinion?
Conclusion ay kung sarado yon, eh kung bukas yon, eh de opinion.

Use curtain and kitchen in one sentence.
Aray! Huwag mo akong curtain. Masa-kitchen

 

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  • Kylayzzacendana

    CORNY!!!

  • Aaronmoses Litonjua

    haha kakatawa

  • PRO!

    anong puno ang wala sa gubat?edi… RICO PUNO!hhahaha.. tawa pa tawa pa!! lol

  • Aco_miguel

    anong fish ang gumagapang?e di …. iFishhahaha.. tawa tawa!!! :p

  • http://blog.themousepotato.com naleoning

    pwede pwede! hahah

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