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By The Mouse Potato | November 10, 2009
The third guy says, “I’m a R.U.B., you know…
Rich, Urban, Biker.”
The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K., you know…
Double Income, No Kids.”
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking
about their professions.
The first guy says “I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know…
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent,
They turn to the women and ask one, “What are
you?’” She replies: “I’m a W.I.F.E., you know…
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.”
A second gal answers their question before they
even ask it with, ” B.I.T.C.H.”
What exactly is a “BITCH”, they ask in unison?
“Babe In Total Control of Herself.”
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a “Bitch,”
just SMILE… and say “Thank You!!”