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Pinocchio and the Sandpaper

Pinocchio’s human girlfriend has been complaining about getting splinters while they’re having s%x.

Pinocchio therefore goes to visit Gepetto to see if his carpenter dad could help. Gepetto suggests the wooden boy try a little sandpaper. Pinoy skips away, enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto sees Pinocchio bouncing happily through town. He asks, “How’s the girlfriend?”

Pinocchio replies, “Who needs a girlfriend?” :S