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Funny: Mga Pamatay na Hirit / Pick Up Lines

By The Mouse Potato | June 25, 2009

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1. I really love the alphabet, because there’s U and I.

2. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

3. Maganda ka, pogi ako. Tayo na! – JOLOGS

4. Para kang utot. Tahimik pero malakas ang dating.

5. Are you a crystal ball? ‘Cause I can see my future with you.

6. Hey. Question lang. May alam ka bang good bank na pwede ako magdeposit? Kasi I’m planning to save all my love for you eh!

7. Are you a race track? ‘Coz, baby, you’ve got the curves.

8. I forgot your name, can I call you mine?

9. Okay ka rin, no?! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Hindi pa nga tayo magkakilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.

10. I like you…Period with exclamation point.

11. I’m _____. But you can call me ‘tonight’.

12. Syet! Ang ganda mo!!

13. Your dad must have been retarded. ‘Coz you sure are special.

14. May mirror ba puso mo? ‘Coz I see myself in it.

15. You do look familiar. Oh, my next girlfriend.

16. Police ba ako? Ikaw kasi ang most wanted ko, eh.

17. Pinch me. (Why?) Because you’re so fine, I must be dreaming.

18. Limang piso ka ba? Kasi sakto ka.

19. I love reading the menu. Because it has Me ‘n U.

20. Para kang switch. ‘Coz you turn me on.

21. Pokemon ka ba? Kasi I CHOOSE you!

22. I was looking at a light bulb today. It made me think of you and how you light up my world.

23. You know what’ll look good on you? ME.

24. What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.

25. Sugar, settle down. I’m diabetic.

26. Kuto ka ba? Kasi I can’t get you off my head.

27. Asthma ka ba? Kasi you take my breath away.

28. May butas ba puso mo? Kasi na-trap ako sa loob. Can’t find my way out!

29. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to walk around looking that good.

30. Are you a PS game? I hope you’re not Tekken.

31. Hey, baby. Got a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

32. Mabuti pa ang DSL, easy to get.

33. Para kang plema. ‘Di ka maalis sa dibdib ko.

34. May lahi ka bang aswang? Ang pangit mo kasi.

35. Alam mo, ako ang Science, at ikaw ang Lab ko.

36. Nasan ka kagabi? Wala ka ata sa panaginip ko.

37. Teleserye ka ba? Ang sarap mo subaybayan eh!

38. Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh ‘di MATCH tayo.

39. May MMDA ba dito? Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin.

40. Kung didiretsuhin ko ba ‘to, diretso ba ko sa puso mo?

41. Was that an earthquake? Or did I just rock your world?

42. May lisensya ba yung face mo? Deadly weapon kasi, eh.

43. Meron ka bang eraser? Hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

44. Hindi ka ba napapagod? You keep running in my mind eh.

45. May band-aid ka ba? Kasi I scraped my knee falling for you.

46. Ice ka? Crush kita e.

47. May lahi ka bang dictionary? ‘Coz you give meaning to my life.

48. Gusto mo ng salbabida? Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

49. Are you wearing space pants? ‘Coz your ass is out of this world. – KIRK ASLARONA TO!

50. Miss, can I check your tag? ‘Coz I swear you’re made in heaven.

51. What’s your blood type? (Give the Answer.) Oh. That’s my type!

52. Ikaw ba may ari ng Crayola? Ikaw kasi nagbibigay kulay sa buhay ko.

53. What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin-ME.

54. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Dalhin ko raw kinababaliwan ko.

55. Para kang table of contents. Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

56. Are your parents Greek?? ‘Coz you look like a goddess!

57. Are your parents terrorists? ‘Coz you’re the bomb.

58. Do you have a fever? Coz you’re too damn hot.

59. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung kusa akong nahuhulog sayo?

60. Kung ako ang player, at ikaw ang bola. Mashooshoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kita mamimiss.

61. Naka-kain ka ba ng watusi? ‘Pag nag-ssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.

62. Is this seat taken? (No.) Ah, no. So am I!

63. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

64. SM ka ba? ‘Coz you’ve got it all.

65. Gutom ka ba? Tara, bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.

66. May lisensya ka ba? You’re driving me crazy eh.

67. Hey, I’m the Burger King. Can you be my Dairy Queen?

68. Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo palang, may tama na ako?

69. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

70. Gusto mo bang ako na magbayad ng tuition mo? Para naman matutunan mo akong mahalin.

71. Umutot ka ba? ‘Coz you blew me away!

72. Centrum ka ba? ‘Coz you make my life complete!

73. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can’t smile without you.

74. Grabe, nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh. ‘Coz all I ever think of is you.

75. Pwede ba kita maging sidecar? Single kasi ako eh.

76. Uy, malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling. Either ICU or U C me.

77. Are you related to the terminator? Coz you’re my salvation

78. Cup ka ba? Kasi you CUP-tured my heart.

79. Hindi tayo tao. Hindi din tayo hayop. Bagay tayo. BAGAY TALAGA TAYO.

80. Can you see me? How about tonight?

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