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(Mali ba? Hindi ba ito gusto mo makita? I-type at hanapin dito!)

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her husband, “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin”. “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?

‘Well, husband 1 was an Architect; he kept on telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband 2 was a Computer Manager; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband 3 was a Services Consultant; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband 4 was a Project Manager; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband 5 was a Structural Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick— God I miss him!

But now that I’ve married you, “I’m so excited!”

“Good” said the husband, “but, Why?

“You’re an Lawyer. This time I KNOW I’m gonna get screwed!”