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(Mali ba? Hindi ba ito gusto mo makita? I-type at hanapin dito!)

I’d like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I’d be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

You’re so hot you must be the reason for global warming.

Sorry miss but I have to arrest you. you’re guilty for stealing my heart.

Excuse me! I’m lost, can you tell me how can i get into your heart?

I’ll give you a scholarship. just learn to love me.

You’re like an oxygen, coz I can’t breathe without you.

Am I in heaven? Coz you’re an angel…

Can i take your picture? coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!

Do you have a driver license coz you drive me crazy!

Did it hurt? when u fell from heaven?

i’m a bee, can you be my honey?

Hey, did you fart? coz you blew me away!

If i’m a letter of the alphabet, I want to be letter T coz its always beside U!

Are you a False Teeth? coz I can’t smile without you!

Excuse me, Are you a dictionary? Coz you give meaning to my life…

are you a keyboard? coz you’re my type.

if you’re a shit? I wanna be a malfuctioned toilet bowl, so we can be together forever.

are you an electric fan? coz you keep on spinning on my mind.

I’m looking for my wife, will you marry me?

There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Great legs, what time do they open?

If you hold 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

“are you tired? cause you’ve been running in my mind all day”

“I forgot your name can i call you mine?”

“Is your name Summer? Cause you`re soo HOT”

“Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.”

“You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because i choose you!”

“i forgot my number can i have yours?”

“if I could only arrange d alphabets ill put U and I together.”

“if someone would like to make a story bout my life. the climax will be the time when I met you.”

“you are the missing note to my life’s symphony”

“you’re the on state, you give energy(life) to the diode w/c is me”

“you give function to my life’s equation”

“Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes”

“You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind”

“you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart”

“I’m a bad shooter because I Miss You Always”

“Miss are you related to the sun ? Cause your the hottest thing near me”

“(Walk into her chest) “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened.”

“Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.”

“Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.”

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

“you are like a calendar…can I have a date?”

“i could love you forever, so why can’t forever start now?”

“I’ve heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?”

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you.”

“I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed ROCK!”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?”

“Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?”

“Hello…Cupid called. He says to tell you I need my heart back.”

“I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away . . . ”

“I’m like Winnie the Pooh; Coz I want to get my hands on that bowl full of honey…”

“I want to be an astronaut coz I want to get into that Black Hole…”

“That outfit is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too!”

“Did you live on a chicken farm? Coz you sure know how to raise c0cks.”

“Miss, I have a problem. I’m still a virgin. Wanna be the solution?”

“Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under.”

“I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.”

“My heart run away and hid beside your heart! but its fine, you can keep it!”

“You’re like Astma coz you take my breathe away!”

“Are you a terorrist? because youre a Bomb!”

“I heard you are good in Algebra. Can you substitute my X?”

“Sorry i can’t talk 2 u any more, the doctor told meI’m diabetic and i cant stand
sweet things like u…”

I’m really good at algebra but am having trouble getting your digit…”

“I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?… ”

Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

Aanhin pa ang gravity? kung lagi akong nahuhulog sa’yo.

kung gagawa ako ng alak pangalan mo ang gagamitin ko. kasi ang lakas mo sumipa kaso sa puso ang tama.

tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa buhay mo?

Miss! langit na ba to? para ka kasing anghel.

Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type kasi kita eh

alam mo bang exam ako? kaya sagutin mo na ko

kung bola ka at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? hindi! kasi lagi kitang namimiss

Uy! papicture naman tayo oh? para madevelop tayo sa isa’t isa.

Surgeon ka ba? kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.

Marimar, kaw ba yan? pwede ba akong maging sergio ng buhay mo?

Miss may-ari ba ng Chocnut factory ang tatay mo? ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Para kang yosi, ang hirap mo alisin sa buhay ko.

may lason bang mga mata mo? nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.

kailangan mo ba ng tutor? tuturuan kitang mahalin ako.

Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako

magaling ka ba sa math? ikaw kasi ang sagot sa mga equation ng buhay ko.

Hindi tayo tao. bagay tayo! bagay!

Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete

Doktor ka ba? kasi kaw lang ang makakagamot ng sugat sa puso ko.

Pulis ba tatay mo? kasi nahuli mo ang puso ko.

Electric Fan ka ba? kasi lagi umiikot ka sa isip ko.