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Example ng mga hindi tamang sagot sa maayos na tanong:
1. Kumain ka na?
-Busog pa ako
2. Andyan ba nanay mo?
-Bakit po?
3. Anong oras klase mo?
-Mamaya
4. San ka galing?
-Namasyal lang.
5. Paano mo ginawa yan?
-Madali lang.
6. Ba’t ka wala khapon?
-Absent ako, eh.
7. Anong oras na?
-Maaga pa!
My favorite:
8. Nasaan ka na?
-Papunta na!
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An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts, so the driver happily munches them. Every 5

minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.
Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?
Old Lady: I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth..
Driver: Then why do you buy them?
Old Lady: Oh, I just love the chocolate around them!
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PULIS: Sino nakakita sa aksidente?
VENDOR: Ako sir!
P: Buti nman may witness. Nakita mo ba plate#?
Vho! Nagsisimula sa 4!
P: Ano kasunod?
V:”Registration” ho!
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Anak: Nay, hihingi sana ako ng 500

Ina: Ano? 400? Ang laki naman ng 300!
Anong gagawin mo sa 200?
Akala mo ba madali lang makakita ng 100?
50 nga hirap ko na kitain, 20 pa kaya!
O sige, eto ang 5! Tipirin mo yan
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Taal , world’s smallest volcano.
Tarsier, world’s smallest monkey.
Tamaraw, world’s smallest carabao.
Ate Glo, world’s smallest president.

All found in d Philippines!
Talaga naman.. proud to be Pinoy!
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Perfume for women according to their age…..
Dalagita: COOLWATER
Dalaga: GUCCI
Newlywed: BVLGARI
Matagal ng kasal: SWEETHONESTY
Matandang dalaga: GREEN CROSS
Lola: Mentholated TIGER BALM.
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The POPE has finally approved DIVORCE, but under two conditions:
1) both parties must be over 90 years, and
2) both must seek parental consent.