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Jokes And Funny Stuff Of the Day - Relaks lang Tawa Muna!

By The Mouse Potato | November 12, 2008

A day without laughter is a wasted day.
–CHARLIE CHAPLIN

A true friend stabs you in the front.
–OSCAR WILDE

Never explain : your friends don’t need it & your enemies won’t believe you anyway.
–ELBERT HUBBARD

If you’re not curious, it’s a sign that you’re stupid.
–DR. FRANK CRANE

It’s better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not.
–ANDRE GIDE

Pag masakit ang katawan, maga yan sa loob, parang taling nagkapili-pilipit.
–MANNY PACQUIAO

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PITONG KATOTOHANAN SA MUNDO

1 - Lahat ng nakikita mo ay di iyo

2 - Di mo kayang bilangin ang buhok mo

3 - Di lahat ng ngipin mo ay abot ng dila mo

4 - Susubukan ng mga tanga ang pangatlo

5 - Ang pangatlo ay mali

6 - Mapapa-ngiti ka kasi nagmukha kang tanga

7 - Ipasa mo sa iba para makaganti ka…alam ko talaga ginawa mo ung pang
no. 3!!! wag ka na magkaila..

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MGA RESOLUTIONS KO:

1. Hindi na ako mangangako, PROMISE!

2. Hindi na ako mag-iingles, NEVER AGAIN!

3. Di na ako magsusugal, PUSTAHAN PA TAYO!

4. At hindi na ako magsasalita ng patapos. PERIOD!

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MGA QUESTIONS NGA NAMAN:

–Ano ba mangyayari kapag inabutan ka ng syam-syam?

–Gaano kabilis ang “mabilis pa sa alas-4″?

–Ano ba ginagamit na panulat ‘pag sinabihan kang “ilista mo sa tubig”?

–Totoo bang “matagal mamatay ang masamang damo”?

–di ba mapapakain pa sa kambing ang damo kahit patay na ang kabayo?

–Bakit kailangan pang mamaluktot pag maiksi ang kumot? pwede naman
patayin ang aircon?

–Gano ba kasakit ang abutan ka ng “pagkagat ng dilim”?

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Ang Love, parang multo…

You’ll never know it’s there unless magparamdam

oha! oha!

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All books in this world…….

The Bible

The Quaran

The Guru Granth

The Gita

teach us to love each other….

But only the kamasutra explains how!!!

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