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PERFECT EXAMPLE OF LAKAS NG LOOB…

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new
Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate was MARIO DIMAYUGA.

Bill Gates: ‘Thank you for coming. Those who do not
know JAVA may leave.’

2,000 people left the room.

MARIO said to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.’

Bill Gates: ‘Candidates who never had experience of
managing more than 100 people may leave.’

2000 people left the room.

Mario said to himself, ‘I never managed anybody but
myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen
to me?’ So he stayed.

Bill Gates: ‘Candidates who do not have management
diplomas may leave.’

500 people left the room.

Mario said to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what
have I got to lose?’ So he stayed in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak
Serbo- Croat to leave.

498 people left the room.

Mario says to himself, ‘I do not speak one word of
Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose?’

So he stayed and found himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else had gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you two are
the only candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I’d now
like to hear you converse in that language.’

Calmly, Mario turned to the other candidate and said,

‘Kumusta ka, pare ko.’

The other candidate answered,

‘Mabuti naman, ikaw?’

IBA ANG PINOY!!!

• rakz
  bwahahhaaha! kamote! iba talaga powers ng pinoy! haha!