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Funny stuff For the Girls: Men are like this
By The Mouse Potato | August 19, 2008 
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Men are like ……. Laxatives …… They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like …….. Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm
they are.
Men are like …….. Vacations ….. They never seem to be long
enough.
Men are like …….. Weather …… Nothing can be done to change
them.
Men are like …….. Blenders …… You need One, but you’re not
quite sure why.
Men are like …….. Chocolate Bars ….. Sweet,smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
Men are like …….. Coffee …… The best ones are rich, warm, &
can keep you up all night long.
Men are like …….. Commercials ….. You can’t believe a word they
say.
Men are like …….. Department Stores …… Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
Men are like …….. Government Bonds …… They take soooooooo
long to mature.
Men are like …….. Mascara …… They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like …….. Popcorn …… They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like …….. Snowstorms ….. You never know when they’re
coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
Men are like …….. Lava Lamps ….. Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
Men are like …….. Parking Spots ….. All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.
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