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Funny Story: Why Girls are Hard To Please?
By The Mouse Potato | August 15, 2008
why girls are hard to please? Here is probably a very good example.
Is it true? Then let us find out
Tags: fun, funny, Funny & Hilarious Stuffs, girls, help, job, LOVE, special, woman, womenTODAY’S SPECIAL ONLY: HUSBAND FOR SALE
A store that sells husbands has just
opened in New
York City, where a woman may go to
choose a
husband.Among the instructions at the entrance
is a
description of how the store operates.
You may
visit the store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the
attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. There
is, however, a catch . . . you may
choose any man from
a particular floor, or you may choose
to go up a floor, but you cannot go
back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store
to find a husband.On the first floor, the sign on the
door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love
the Lord.The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the
housework.“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can
hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and
sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,013 to
this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solel y as
proof that women are impossible to
please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband
Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!
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