Very Funny English Letter of A Visayan Girl - Preserved from Original
By The Mouse Potato | April 26, 2008
I found this one shared within a forum. The guy who posted it claims that it is from a letter found in a bar somewhere he apparently didn’t know where.
We Filipinos always try to make fun of wrong English grammars especially when we heard or have read it through some of our fellow men.
I myself can be considered not very good at English especially during a conversation, but hey! you do understand what I was trying to say…hehe
Read the following letter and enjoy
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The following is a letter found at a
certain bar in Manila and has been
preserved in its original, unedited
form. Enjoy and read with
feelings…gotta love the P.S. part!
I think I’m getting a nosebleed!
Hahaha!October 1996
To Marije,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis
leave you why? What reason can you
think about but you’re very fat body.
I thought before that Dennis only use
me to his toy but sooner and later I’m
realize that he really can’t not
beared or stomached to be with you
anymore because at first, Dennis say
he could not stand you’re habit of
making pakialam all his walks (lakad)
and always calling to their house what
he go home or this or that.And then he say he get ashame to me
either in school or in his family and
then asking you to exercise you’re
very very, very fat body. But you
hate it. Thought you’re the most
preetiest girls he knows about. What
do you think you are “Beautiful Girl”
of Jose Marie Chan?Even you are beautiful face (to your
think) you do not have the right to
called me whatsoever or else
difference name one time or the other
for the real purposed to insults my
personality because I’m never call you
names either in the front of Dennis or
in the backs of Dennis, but if you
start already to calling me different
name, I don’t have any other choice
but to call you other different name
to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED,
OVERWIGHT, AN UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame
to you’re body that is to a BUDING.You can’t not blame Dennis for
exchanging you to me because I am the
more sexier that you when you look to
us in the mirror. I’m repeat again
that you are like Ike Lozada when she
is a girl.Love,
The sexiest girl of D.M.
P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe
but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me
or you? You or me? And the final is
me. There you go.
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April 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
ahahai! patay tayo jan! hanggang dito n lang ang comment ko..hihihi..=P
April 30th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
how the hell were you guys able to know that the girl who wrote this letter is visayan? wag ganyan.. racial discrimination between filipinos? ha!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
well.. who knows? stereotyping i guess…
May 28th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
ang alam mo lang kasing mga visayans ay yong mga probinsyana n dumb….come here in cebu and let’s see who will get the last laugh..hmp!
May 28th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
magalit daw ba…
I had my share of relationships with those we call as visayans and I found them to be very intelligent..
I just found it somewhere else like you did finding it here.
peace
November 10th, 2008 at 12:35 am
That girl just made herself funny in that letter. I don’t laugh because of her incorrect grammar, it’s her poor thinking that made me laugh actually. Hello…
Is the guy she was fighting for, is really worth fighting for? Duh…………..
And one thing, we’re not yet sure if the girl who wrote that letter is really a visayan one. And what is more people, that letter was found here in manila, right? So think about it? Are you sure that it was really written by a visayan one?
And for your info people,
I have some tagalog classmates in college who are very poor in English too? They cant even give a straight English sentence answer to our prof during our English class discussion.
See?
So, think first before you speak people.