| I Hardly Noticed It, Lately I Am Blogging About Yesterday’s Events | Get To Homepage | Online Enrollment System On Our School? |
Prison vs Work:
By The Mouse Potato | September 11, 2006
IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK….you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON…you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK…..you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON…you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK…..you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON…a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK…..you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON… you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK…..you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON…you get your own toilet.
AT WORK…..you have to share.
IN PRISON…they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK…..you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON…all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK…..you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON…you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK…..you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
Related posts
Topics: Funny & Hilarious Stuffs |
From The Archives- 18 Months Of Cherishing Each Other
- Keen / Favor Upgrader Guide - RF PH
- Blizzard’s Diablo 3
- I Am Very Sleepy Right At This Very Moment
- Biker’s Code: What makes you a “real rider”?
- Funny Story: A Girl and The 69 Position
- GUIDE TO MALE EXPRESSIONS
- I Can’t Hardly Blog With This Situation
- Yay! Bigfoot Guitar haha
- Sacred Rose
